That awkward moment when you realize you fucked one of your dad’s pieces on the side. Buddy, it’s happened to all of us.
I love going into the sea. I do it in England where it’s three times as cold. I’ve got a horrible habit of skinny-dipping when I’m slightly drunk.
" and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight ”
Look, Mindy, we have something really nice and I just don’t want the peanut gallery in the office to stick their nose in and screw things up, okay?
That one time when Jaime gave Brienne a really pretty horse.
This is a piece from my show at Spyhouse Coffee! Come see it in real life!